Nard Dog

Life Achievements

• Besties with the Big Tune-ski
• Successfully completed anger management, on time.
• Musically proficient in Banjo, Guitar, Harmonica, Vocals
• Cornell University Class of '95
• Parkour!
• Founding member of Here Comes Treble a capella group

Nickety-names

• Nard Dog
• Bro Nard
• Nard Man
• Ace
• Drew
• Moon Face
• Office Pariah
• Buzz
• Hubble
• Puke
• Pencil Dick
• Lionel Frankenstein
• Jelly Roll
• Baby Wawa
• King Butt
• Iceman
• Funny Guy
• Jabroni
• Sly Dog
• Older Male Lab Assistant Number One